I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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