I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize