ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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