these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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