Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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