Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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