Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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