hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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