; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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