I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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