Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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