Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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