Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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