so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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