So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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