so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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