names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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