Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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