try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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