Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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