After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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