his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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