He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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