He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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