Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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