He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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