he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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