Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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