Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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