Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I party with great urgency now.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
