And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
