She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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