i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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