remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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