Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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