Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
