ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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