I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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