That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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