rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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