I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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