dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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