been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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