All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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