Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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