He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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