what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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