found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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