you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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