? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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