I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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