i don't like sucking hair
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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