I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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