she looked like the before picture.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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