The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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